Reasons I like Twitter now (I once joined then left a month later):
1. (said with corporate serious face) Marketing, promo, networking.
2. I got to design my own Twitter page and it gave me the illusion of knowing what I was doing. 10 points.
3. I realized people Tweet directly at me after a week of signing up. It sounds rude, but it's nice.
4. I watch Todd Barry, Louis CK and Patton Oswalt rib each other via Tweets and I pretend I'm at the same outdoor patio with them having cold drinks and delicious appetizers. And they like me.
5. I Tweeted John Cleese and said, "Marry me". Soooo, just a matter of time really.
Love,
Lori
